How to romance a lady

Conversation #1
Jeffrey: Mama, how long ago was I a baby?
Me: A year or two.
Jeffrey: Mama, how long ago were you a baby?
Me: A lot longer buddy, about 30 or so years.
Jeffrey: How long ago were dinosaurs?
Me: Millions of years ago. Long long time ago. Are you talking about dinosaurs this week at school?
Jeffrey: No. We talked about dinosaurs yesterday. Were dinosaurs when you were a baby?

Conversation #2
Jeffrey: This chair is beautiful.
Jeffrey: This room is beautiful, those flowers are beautiful. Why is the table not beautiful?
Brian: Not everything is beautiful to everyone. Different things are beautiful to different people.
Brian: Do you think Baby Elena is beautiful?
Jeffrey: Yes! she is!
Brian: Do you think Mama is beautiful?
Jeffrey: No. she is not beautiful.
Brian: Why not buddy?
Jeffrey: She doesn’t have any trains on her. Trains are beautiful.