How to romance a lady

Conversation #1
Jeffrey: Mama, how long ago was I a baby?
Me: A year or two.
Jeffrey: Mama, how long ago were you a baby?
Me: A lot longer buddy, about 30 or so years.
Jeffrey: How long ago were dinosaurs?
Me: Millions of years ago. Long long time ago. Are you talking about dinosaurs this week at school?
Jeffrey: No. We [...]